Added (04/Sep/2013, 12:44) --------------------------------------------- A young man asks his father, "Dad" how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised answers: Well son, there are three kinds of breasts: In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions. "Onions?" "yes see them and they make you cry".......